Randomness At Its Best

Meet this guy ...

I can see how this happened, he started with some tribal swirling thingy, and noticed that  he gets attention "nice tat ! (douchbag)" . So he thought "Hmm, they seem to like me... maybe I will tat rest of my face with some random shit .... and heey ... maybe one day I will get laid" . 

(Thank you very much for the conttribution Angela )